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IT'S CONVENTION TIME DON'T FORGET THE POST TURTLES

 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:30 pm    Post subject: IT'S CONVENTION TIME DON'T FORGET THE POST TURTLES
From Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:00 am to Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:59 am (included)
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This was sent to me by a friend.


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to current candidates and their bids to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, they're both 'post turtles.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'
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